inside jokes are so amazing and powerful like you can say one word one fucking word and have a person on the floor laughing or glaring at you while saying your name in complete exasperation while everyone else is just utterly confused
If you can’t recite every word of this commercial by heart you probably weren’t born in the 90’s
This is the best surprise audio post I’ve ever seen/heard.
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
The egg made me so confused and then the SONG STARTED PLAYING AND EVERYTHING MADE SENSE AND NOTHING HURT
okay instant happiness
I DON’T UNDERSTAND
IT’S FROM MATILDA. I SUGGEST THAT YOU WATCH IT BECAUSE IT’S AN AMAZING MOVIE
|—||Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky (via observando)|
everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
this will never not be funny.
i can’t actually breathe
It looks pissed
HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA omgg I can’t stop laughing
drop the beats
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
Why did Stan Lee make a cameo in The Princess Diaries 2? Was this foreshadowing Disney buying Marvel? Is Princess Mia going to be an Avenger? So many questions
In case you though I was joking
Okay but a princess superhero/Avenger played by Anne Hathaway
(which is funny given she was already Catwoman and I don’t suspect DC’s going to be giving her her own modern movie any time soon, and look how they treated Halle Barry’s film.)
i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom
That’s a prison cell
In prison your food gets cooked for you as well.
I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.
you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?
oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?
Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?